Elmer Fudd Was There...
This past weekend before I took my afternoon nap after basking in the sun at the beach, I started watching a new cop comedy on tee vee: "Just Shoot Trump" starting Elmer Fudd. Elmer Stars as a funny clutz named Uncle Bozo, whose goal is to shoot a duck named Donnyjohn tRumpturd, living in the fictional land of Largo Beach. Uncle Bozo hires free agents willing to try shooting down Donnyjohn tRumpturd for Bigly cash prizes. It's a risky show that can end your life if you screw up and get shot by bounty hunters. A bounty hunter took down the first guy after he shot tRumpturd's right ear and a bystander in a crowd. He got the booby prize Darwin award by getting lead in his head.
The second contestant hid in some bushes next to tRumpy's golf course. However, he made the big mistake of exposing his tools, getting seen by one of the tRumpy Bears who fired at him. The bounty hunters put him in a cage, and his future isn't so bright.
My buddy Moe stopped by after the show was over, with plenty of ice cream cones. We ate plenty of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream before I took my long nap.
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